Notice
State Portal Opened
The official portal of the Relaxed Republic is now reachable — wherever we are. Visitors are kindly asked to bring some tea to their welcome.
„Honestly proclaimed, calmly noted.“
The official portal of the Relaxed Republic is now reachable — wherever we are. Visitors are kindly asked to bring some tea to their welcome.
The Standard Coin Set 2026 — from 1 Plov to 2 Nurdi — has been minted and issued. Jingling is encouraged; hoarding is considered impolite.
The Non-Doing joker now also applies in extra time. Adopted unanimously by a shrug.
The national security reserve — tea, Plov and a calm head — has been replenished. Foreign policy therefore remains friendly until further notice.
„Nurdistan is wherever we are“ was read aloud at the yurt entrance and found to be good. Objections: none, as everyone nodded in agreement.
After seventeen minutes everything essential had been said. Further sessions will take place as needed and in good weather.
„Further announcements will follow as soon as there is something to announce — at the earliest after tea.“